A few days ago one of my step-brothers was bitten by a copperhead while hiking. He was bitten on the hand. He was bitten on the hand because although he correctly identified the snake and knew it was poisonous he still poked it with a stick.
Then yesterday my step-sister (completely different family, absolutely no relation to the aforementioned step-brother) got married. AWWW. She got married on the same day her home-incarceration anklet came off. She's on probation for selling prescription drugs.
Comparatively, I'm both classy and brilliant this week. Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
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11 comments:
I hope I'm not offending you, but that is absolutely hilarious!
Excellent post - I hope it makes it to the top of Twitter!
Let the games begin!
well now that is some family ya got there! Thanks for the laugh...I needed one today!
Oh, honey, I think we all have relatives that make us brilliant and classy by comparison. If nothing else, it keeps us entertained--usually the stories are better than the ones you see on TV.
This is your best! Keep them coming
Have I heard about these folks before??
I cant stop laughing!!!! Nancy B.
Ohhh Colorful, I like.
See, I usually just avoid thinking about how messed up my family is. Who knew I should be using their screw ups to feel better about myself.
I am truly superior. Thanks for helping me see that.
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