Lots of good prompts on this week's Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop, but I'm going with the obvious - New Year's Resolutions.
1.) Gain 10 pounds. Gosh, it's so hard to keep my weight up where it needs to be - I must be working out too often again. It's so frustrating trying to find clothes that fit when my waist is this tiny.
2.) Find a new hobby. Since I don't work and the cook, nanny, maid, and gardener take care of everything around the house I need something to fill my long, dull days.
3.) Select a worthy recipient for all this extra scholarship money. My son has been awarded so many generous scholarships that they far exceed the cost of tuition, room, board, and books. I want to share our good fortune.
4.) Learn to speak fluent Italian. This will come in so handy since my loving husband has booked a month-long vacation in Italy to celebrate our anniversary this summer.
5.) Stop being so vain. The time and money I spend on manicures, pedicures, facials, spray-tanning, highlights, and other beauty treatments is quite embarrassing. I'm keeping my weekly massage appointment, though - there's no reason I should be deprived of that.
Oh, I was supposed to make resolutions for my REAL life, not my fantasy life? Well, I really prefer the fantasy version, but here goes:
1.) Lose A LOT of weight. The last time I weighed this much I was about to go into labor.
2.) Come to terms with the fact that unless I can add about four hours to every day I am NEVER going to get everything done.
3.) Fill out the Financial Aid Forms and sprinkle them with holy water, then scope out the best deals on student loans.
4.) Be thankful I can still string words into a sentence in English (most days anyway) and pray we get to take a vacation at all this year.
5.) Get highlights - warm, subtle, Sarah Palin highlights. And talk my neurosurgeon into letting me get a massage.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
New Year's Resolutions for 2010
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Sunday, December 27, 2009
Buttery Bad Ham Sandwiches ~ Lunchbag Week 21
Here's a good recipe to take to a potluck, and if there are any leftovers you can have them for lunch the next day. Don't count on it, though. These are so good odds are you'll be stuck with PB&J! I hadn't had these in forever and then ran across several variations on the recipe over the course of a few days and decided I just had to make them. Make these up the day before you need them and let them sit overnight in the fridge for the best flavor.
1 large pkg Hawaiian rolls ( think it's 24 count)
1 lg pkg thin-sliced ham
1 pkg sliced swiss cheese
2 sticks butter, melted (I wasn't kidding about "buttery bad")
1 tsp ground mustard
4 tsp onion flakes
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2 tsp poppy seeds (I left these out, my youngest won't eat them)
Slice rolls in half horizontally (use a big knife and slice them all at once - don't make this difficult). Layer ham, then swiss, then top with roll tops, then pour mixture of butter and other ingredients over the top. You can actually do all this in the cardboard box the rolls come in, then stick it all right back in its plastic bag in the fridge. When you want to serve them bake at 350 for 15 minutes.
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Pretty-Up Your Christmas Pics for Free
I haven't done many frugal things this week, I must admit. The worst was probably letting my husband and 11-year-old go to the grocery without me last Saturday. They came back with $168 worth of "groceries", but the only item I could find on the receipt with any nutritional value at all was a bag of frozen meatballs. I do, however, have an amazing selection of junk food in my house, which I might as well just tape to my butt, since that's where it will end up -SIGH. Anyway, I did stumble upon something that is wonderful and FREE! It's called Picasa, and it's downloadable photo-editing software. Not only that, it's extremely user-friendly! This is fantastic news for me, since I own a nice camera (which I don't fully understand) and Photoshop Elements software (which I REALLY don't understand) and I'm easily frustrated. Here's a picture of Jack selecting our Christmas tree this year:
And here it is after a couple of minutes of cropping and adjusting lighting in Picasa:
There's also an "I'm Feeling Lucky" option you can use for one-click photo fixes, which I think may end up being my go-to edit most days. I've got a friend who swears by Picnik, which has a free option and a premium option that's still quite inexpensive. So click away over the coming days, and then try one of these options for fast, easy, frugal photo editing. And check in with Jen at The Thrifty Home for Penny Pinching Wednesday and the latest in frugal ideas!
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Santa Hat Brownies ~ Lunchbag Week 20
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Sunday, December 20, 2009
Five Days Until Christmas
Jack and I are sitting on the sofa watching a Christmas movie. I'm in old sweats, no make-up, hair kind of matted from a mid-afternoon nap.
Jack: "You and Dad are both forty-something, right?"
Me: "Yeah . . ."
Jack: "Well, you both look like you're thirty-something."
Me: "I've already finished Christmas shopping."
Jack: "There are still shopping days left. Your hair looks really good, by the way."
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Saturday, December 19, 2009
I Want To Be The Dog
An oft-heard refrain around our house is, "I want to be the dog!" She does have it pretty good. Saminda (Sam) is sleeping or lounging about 20 hours a day. She prefers to do so on high thread count sheets (so I had to buy those for all the beds, not just the Mommy-Daddy bed) and to rest her furry head on an orthopedic pillow. Since I refuse to buy her one of her own she has to wait for my alarm to go off at 3:15 am before she can lay claim to mine. There has been some heavy dog-sighing over this. She is waiting on the sofa when I get home from work, all four paws in the air, obviously thinking, "Oh, thank God you're home - I REALLY need a belly rub!" She weighs more than she should, but when you cover it all with soft, shiny, brown fur it still looks quite attractive. Maybe I should ask Santa for a fur coat for Christmas? Oh, and everyone in the family constantly tells her how wonderful she is and how much we love her. We don't expect her to do anything productive, like pull a sled, herd cattle, or retrieve fowl. It's enough that she's happy to see us when we come home. Yeah, I want to be the dog. (picture by Jack, by the way)
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Sunday, December 13, 2009
Antici . . . pation
Antici . . . pation
What does that word bring to mind? A old ketchup commercial? A scene in The Rocky Horror Picture Show? If you're too young for either of those references that's a shame, since the commercials were just adorable and I will still remember lines from Rocky Horror when I'm 95 and in a nursing home. Of course, so will everyone else my age, so we will all get together on Wednesday afternoons and dance the Time Warp (there's a mental image I won't be able to get out of my head today). We'll bring hot dogs and toast and playing cards. Honestly, am I the only one who can't see Susan Sarandon or Tim Curry without visualizing them in corsets and full makeup?
Am I the only one who went to so many midnight showings on Saturday nights that the odds eventually caught up with me and I showed up once for Sunday School without remembering to remove all my makeup? Thankfully, though, one of the guys in the crowd I ran with was in the same Sunday School class and he hadn't gotten all his makeup off, either, which was MUCH more disturbing to our teacher. I'm sure she's still praying for both of us, and I'm sure we both still need it. Thank you, Connie! BUT I DIGRESS.
This is a post about anticipation . . . patience . . . waiting for the right time. Hang with me here, and I will explain the value of patience. Patience is so VERY important, especially when you are trying to be frugal! Where am I going with this? To the kitchen - my kitchen - my new kitchen, which has been a long time comin'.
We'd lived in this house 14 years before we'd been able to do any major renovations. There was crisis after crisis, and only the most urgent things got taken care of. Two trees fell on the house, so we got a new roof; the hot water heater died, the back bathroom water pipes froze and burst - you know how it goes. But one spring I went with my friend Lisa to a going-out-of-business sale at a granite showroom. We had recently turned a "screened porch enclosed and turned into a den" into our beautiful new dining room, learning how to tile a floor in the process, so I was starting to think a new kitchen might just be a possibility. OK, you have to visualize this granite sale. The two young guys hosting (let's call them Rocky and Bullwinkle) were personable Asian guys whose command of the English language was limited to the phrases "cash only", "no sales tax", and "we no deliver - you pick up". They also wore Naugahyde jackets and smiled too much. The prices were so outrageously low I knew I had to buy some granite and get it out of there before the authorities showed up. I also knew there was no way I could afford granite any other way, so I made it happen. It involved some fast thinking, fast talking, and a lot of risk-taking, but I ended up with a lot of beautiful granite leaning up against a wall in my house. Enter Mark, my next door neighbor's cousin, who is trained as a master carpenter. He's one of those people who can fix anything, build nearly anything, and is generally a person you really need in your life. He also can't hold a job because he has a problem with authority, he's on probation for something I really don't want to know the details about, and looks like someone you'd cross the street to avoid encountering. I asked Mark to come over and discuss the possibility of building a new kitchen. Not remodeling my current kitchen, but building a new one in what was our old dining room, which would allow me to turn our old kitchen into a pantry / laundry room.
(view FROM the pantry/laundry room)
We sat down and sketched out a plan on Derby Day (the first Saturday in May if you don't live in Kentuckiana) and then I didn't see him again until the end of July. But then he got started and worked steadily for several weeks. He custom built my cabinets in our garage from Indonesian birch, we discussed details about the kitchen layout ad nauseum, and he humored me in many decisions he very obviously thought were wrong. He agreed to stain the cabinets black, which he knew I would hate (I love them), and he built my indoor window box herb garden perfectly while never for a moment understanding what it was. He came up with fabulous ideas (pull-out shelves for all my Pampered Chef stuff, adjustable shelves for my bazillion spices)
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Beer-Basted Pork Roast ~ Lunchbag Week 19
I ran across this stained and crumpled recipe the last time I cleaned out my recipe binder, and it had been marked with a big red sharpie star, so I thought I must have been impressed with it at some point, although I didn't remember it at all. Now that I've made it again it's going into the regular rotation - this is the best pork roast recipe I've made in a LOOONG time! Great for a Sunday dinner, and then the leftovers make delicious sandwiches for the rest of the week.
6 cups beer
2 1/2 cups dark brown sugar
1 1/2 cups apple cider vinegar
1 1/2 Tbsp chili powder
1 1/2 Tbsp cumin
1 Tbsp dry mustard
2 tsp salt
2 tsp crushed red pepper
2 bay leaves
pork roast (5-8 pounds)
Mix first 9 ingredients and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer 2 minutes. Place roast in Dutch oven and pour half the liquid over the pork. Cover and roast at 300 for 4-5 hours. Boil remaining liquid over med high heat about 40 minutes or until syrupy. Discard bay leaves and let cool 15 minutes. Top roasted pork with sauce. I like serving this over rice.
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
A New Twist on Giftwrap
OK, please ignore that these gifts are piled on my kitchen counter with last night's dishes. The tree's not decorated and the kitchen was still being painted when I went to bed last night. Anyway, let's focus on the gift wrap. FABRIC! I bought several yards of Christmas fabric at a craft store's after-Christmas sale last year, sewed it into a wide variety of sizes of bags, and cut the open ends with pinking shears. You could also just cut the fabric bigger and wrap it around a gift just like you would paper. I bought rolls of ribbon at the same time, and a few jingle bells, snowflakes, whatever was super-cheap. These bags will last forever and there won't be big trash bags full of paper for the garbage men to pick up. I washed these with lavender-scented detergent before I packed them away last year, and they still smell nice. A few drops of peppermint oil or vanilla oil in your wash water and your gifts will all smell Christmassy! How Martha Stewart is that?! I think I may expand this idea and buy some other fabrics I find on sale for birthday gifts, etc. Watch the after-Christmas sales, and you can buy enough fabric and trimmings to last for the next several years for much less than that gift wrap we've ALL bought from the school fundraiser catalogs. Drop by the The Thrifty Home's Penny Pinching Wednesday for more frugal tips every week!
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Sunday, December 6, 2009
Potato Broccoli Soup ~ Lunchbag Week 18
Why do all my favorite celebrations involve food? Between Thanksgiving and the delicious leftovers, my yummy "white cake - white icing" birthday cake, and the Madrigal Feaste I am afraid to step on the scale. And those white chocolate covered oreos are just plain evil. The boys eat those and then aren't hungry at meal time - go figure. Anyway, I thought a healthy, low calorie lunch might be in order for this week, so I tried out a recipe from a cookbook my dad gave me. I thought I'd miss the cream, cheddar, and bacon I usually prefer in my soup, but this option is really very tasty - and at only 80 calories a cup - WOO HOO!
- Boil 8 cups chopped broccoli, 1 cup chopped onion, and 3 cups chopped potato in 4 cups water until tender.
- Add 2 cans chicken broth, bring to a boil, and simmer ten minutes.
- Add 1 Tbsp lemon juice, 2 Tbsp white wine vinegar, 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce, 1/2 tsp black pepper, and 2 Tbsp grated Parmesan and stir.
- Mix 2 cups skim milk with 1 1/2 Tbsp cornstarch and add to soup, stirring and cooking until thickened (do not boil).
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Saturday, December 5, 2009
And It's Only the Fifth of December
What a fantastic few days! Thursday Aaron got his braces off, and his new smile is beautiful - thank you Dr. Bob! He has this cool retainer that's attached to the back of his teeth, so there's nothing to forget to wear or take out and lose. He's getting away with murder lately just by flashing that smile.
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Birthday Girl!
YES!!! We are in! "The" Ballard boys here. Nailed her password on the first try. I am certain she will put up road blocks on access to posting on the blog that would stop Bill Gates so other than this covert post you will shortly return to hearing from time to time about us, not from us.
December 3rd is Angie's birthday. She is turning, (had you for a gasp there, didn't I?)
Some of the followers and readers know Angie personally but for those who just know her through the blog, what you see is what you get. There is no better person on this earth than my Angie!
Ta, ILY, me
There are 2 accomplices:
Ha, I'm blogging. Anyway, I just want to say that Mom is one of the biggest motivators in my life to do well. Every time I come home with anything unsatisfactory, I'm motivated almost instantly to "get my butt in gear," which is probably what I think about most when I'm trying to do better in school. So thanks to Mom, on her (Insert Age Here) birthday, for helping me be a better person, even though she has to look up to yell at me. Happy Birthday, Mom =)
Aaron
ummmmm....OH! Thanks for a very fun 11 years so far, and happy (insert age here) birthday!
love,
Jack...John...er...crap! I lost track.
Have a Happy Birthday!!! Your Fella's
And now back to your regularly scheduled program!
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn . . .
I haven't joined in Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop in a while, but one of this week's posts really spoke to me. No, it rapped to me. The second I read the prompt (Verse by verse, dissect a favorite song you had in seventh grade) this song started playing in my head. For anyone who graduated from high at any point during the eighties, you KNOW this song - admit it! For those of you who are a bit older or younger than that, this was the first mainstream Rap hit, which explains why even a nerdy white Kentucky girl like me played the album til it was flat worn out. I still remember most of the words, even though I have to look up my own cell phone number. I'm not actually going to dissect this verse by verse, because the joy is in reading the lyrics (very shocking and cutting edge back then - my mother was appalled) and appreciating their innocence. No police officers are gunned down in this song, no girlfriends beaten or raped, no drugs used. One of the rappers complains about his friend's mother's cooking skills, and another says he'll steal Lois Lane away from Superman. Pardon me, I need to go dance around the house while "rapping" and embarrass my children.
Sugarhill Gang ~ Rapper's Delight
i said a hip hop
the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop,
a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie,
say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far you've heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song
check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a T
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely ain't the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime till i made it again
everybody go, hotel motel what you're gonna do today (say what)
cause i'm going to get a fly girl, gonna get some spanking drive off off in a fresh oj.
everybody go hotel, motel, holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master g, my mellow
its on you so what you gonna do
well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there ever could be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n onthe beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n onrock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya thereim gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-n-t in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floora-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?
i said hip hop the hippie to the hippie the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it
to the bang bang the boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you cause ya rocked and a rolled with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i don't mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up a baby bubbahbaby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat
a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat
i said i cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you can't speak
and do a thing bout a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya don't get weak
i know a man named hank he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong
well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mc's
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mc's try to prove a point
we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the mike till you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntable
this young reporter i did adoreso i rocked some vicious rhymes like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been truei said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfriend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it don't stop yall a tick a tock yall you don't stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today (say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i can't fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house
it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
she traveled deeper inside the roomall the fellas checked out her white sassoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin we're a hell of a crew
once a week we're on the street
just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have the moves
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to dance you gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now the system's on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact
and to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mindyeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder mike
come on wonder mike do what ya like
i say a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just ain't no goodi mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushy
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he ain't finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly runnin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people thinkim just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectateand then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you don't stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock can ya rock to the rhythm that just don't stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie dooi said come on make the make the people move
i go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so wella big bang, i got clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never forgot what i was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and don't say a word until im through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to diea time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from six to six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mc's try to chump my style
i let them know that i'm versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but the thing that separates you from me
and that's called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a go word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the suker mc's can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya don't stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
sa like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya don't stop
a master gee my mellow
its on you so whatcha gonna do
well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down they're played the most its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we don't stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down like comin alive to the master gee
the brother who rocks so viciously
i said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two i was doin the doat the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the master geeat the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no jive
with the master gee its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven don'tcha know i went off
i gotta run on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night you see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause every night i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definite feast delight
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definite feast delight
i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to the master gee you see
the brother who rocks so viciously
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